The Femcel–Klown Konnection

My internalized misogyny is such that I have a dick. —Kum the Klown

Kum the Klown was born a girl clown, therefore born into a life of suffering unimaginable to boy clowns, even the saddest and most beleaguered!

The pain of being born dead–alive as a girl clown is such that self hate is guaranteed and love of pain is a default coping mechanism.

A femcel is anyone who has been brutalized, consumed, and destroyed by men.

By that definition, Kum the Klown is a femcel many times over!

The way women have bought into fear of male impotence is clowning, like the “child’s scary drawing” of tits we have become. We have become sex clowns.

Maybe it turns you on, like how clowns make you laugh, but it’s also vaguely frightening, like how clowns are scary!

Kum the Klown dons the clown makeup in solidarity with all women who have been forced into sex clowning by the impotent Dick Inside.

All femcels have “honorary” dicks.