The Cum Cow’s Regress
Ever since man created the Abrahamic religions, the genesis of patriarchal takeover worldwide, the cum cow has been in decline.
In this our year of the Bovine Divine 2026, and for at least the past hundred years, our renderings of the celestial cum cow are exploitable image macros. “When your client asks if you can do it cheaper,” and half the cum cow is fine art, while the rest is crudely drawn.
We allowed pre-pubescent boys and post-pubescent men to render the celestial cum cow, and what we got were a child’s drawing of sex. We got Juggworth’s Jigglers jiggy-fucked all cumtittlyhumptious: wash it down with Jizzy Lifting Drinks, take ya straight to LoOOompaland!
Is this the monstrous masculine’s, and The Dick Inside’s, way of trying to get back to the celestial cum cow?
Where are the fully realized, embodied renderings of the celestial cum cow in our times? Somewhere, we settled for the stick figure, after making too many copies of an original long effaced and overwritten.
Our renderings of the celestial cum cow are facsimiles of a palimpsest.
What we have is failure to latch.
What we have is intimacy phobia. Intimacy becomes more terrifying the more it is feared; the more it is feared, the more it is avoided; the more it is avoided, the more it becomes a thing of the past.
The Cum Cow’s Progress
We must go backward to look forward, to the original cum cow, the Bovine Divine, to remember, to re-member, to divine a way forward, to take our cum vows, to return to the dairy class.
What we have is the terrestrial cum cow. What we want is the celestial cum cow.
What we have is the gang bang. What we want is the shakti temple.
What we have is the profane. What we want is the profane and sacred as one.
The celestial cum cow is the cum cow that restores intimacy, showers the world in milky diamond droplets of cum.
The celestial cum cow is wet nurse to the human race, the Great Mother’s way of nutting in the face of the monstrous masculine, reverse-bukkake. To nut in the face of the monstrous masculine, and all humanity, is to do the service of the heavenly cow, and do humanity a service.
A-nutting we will do, a-nutting we will go, hi-ho the dairy-o, the cum cow in the deep dell.
It ain’t over ‘til the celestial cum cow sings and the cum cows cum home.