FEMCEL MANIFESTO: FROM THE MOUTH OF THE ELDRITCH WHORE

Life in this society being, at best, an utter bore and no aspect of society being at all relevant to women, there remains to civic-minded, responsible, thrill-seeking females only to overthrow the government, eliminate the money system, institute complete automation and destroy the male sex.

—Valerie Solanas


We should neuter all men except a handful of chosen ones deemed worthy of continuing the gene pool.

—Kim Vodicka


That your Sex are Naturally Tyrannical is a Truth.

—Abigail Adams


O brother! How empty and full of shit you are! Fathers? Useless. Brothers? Useless. Lovers? What even? Can’t cry, can’t giggle, can’t fuck, can’t work, can’t play, can’t hold door, can’t lift weight, can’t fight, can’t make money, can’t better brain without woman or toy or code. Shut up and build something! Shut up and find God! Does anything move you other than [blue] ball? Fetch, doggy, fetch! How preDICKtable. Such bores! Whores! All of them! The best of them? Proud of their stupidity and promiscuity. Let’s pimp them out. They’d love it. Gross. Let’s not touch them at all.

—Madison Murray


~*~We live in a society~*~ where women don’t have the luxury to be lazy, so we are out here doing the most, with our looks, skills, succeses, talents, etc. and yet still groveling for even the most ain’t-shit lazy ineffectual of men, who can’t even competently fuck and who are afraid of love, to fuck and love us.

The fact that our country is currently being run by men who both embody and celebrate this behavior only enables it and makes it more socially acceptable. These types of men, meaning all men, also tend to have inordinate sympathy for one another, “sympathy for the ain’t-shit dude,” that they do not direct toward women. Hard to sympathize with bad bitches, I guess, when we are serving boss queen energy yet still receiving the short end of the dick.

Boo hoo to all these dudes with dicks they blew out on porn and little puny grinch hearts and Norman Bates mommy issues, haven’t got the guts and certainly ain’t got the brains and most definitely don’t got the good dick, but there you are with your pick of virtually any real-deal baller-ass bitch on the planet who you aren’t even picking because somehow we are not good enough for you who are not anywhere close to good enough and in fact are way out of your league and depth.

Despite being unequivocally the badder ass boss ass bitch of the party, I am the one who men get to apparently accept or reject despite none of them being good enough for me to begin with. Yet the world is set up so that I am the one time and again rejected, and they find ways to use their rejection of me and other women to fuel their misogyny. They use anything at all to fuel their misogyny; you will be hated for being perfect just as you will be hated for any and every flaw.

—sKUM V


We encourage fucking trees.

—Karina Bush


No fake orgasms.

No fake laughter.

No bullshit.

—Julia Laxer


Being a femcel means never having to say you’re sorry for refusing to be a crash test dummy for a man’s impotence.

—Kum the Klown


The Femcel is a concept made flesh. As such, femcel is living embodiment of philosophical and aesthetic principles, insofar as the Femcel is the inversion of repressive and self-denying expectations of the feminine under patriarchy. Under patriarchy the female must exist for others.

She must be yielding, sweet, supportive, self-denying, nurturing, “good” to a standard of goodness which is inhumane, and only in possession of a service-oriented sexuality under specific pre-approved circumstances. As such, the Femcel is angry, perverted, and aggressive.

The Femcel is determined to be completely useless to patriarchy.

—Tara McGowan-Ross


I’ve located myself in this identity in an effort to shift the tonal center of my sexuality.

—Tim Livingston


Getting rejected is a portal for those with the eyes to see. Nobody is deserving of love yet everyone is. If you’re a real freak try (safely) engaging in sex positive bubbles or in spaces where other fellow freaks can find you (trust me they’re out there). Waiting to be found gets old, seeking out others and making them feel seen never does.

—Avelynne Kang


Men are, for the most part, shallow and empty.

Oh, I know exactly what is wrong with them.

They see themselves as “temporarily-embarrassed libertines.”

Increasingly ineffectual and impotent.

Society is set up for men to walk into it and bust a nut in ways that require almost no work on their part.

Women work twice as hard to get less than half the respect, which makes men hate us three times more.

My pussy is getting wet saying all of this.

The rage of the wounded feminine is my pornography.

—sKUM V


to be sCUMtinued…