I bring my New York boyfriends on a tour of the North Shore
to point out all the pretty places I’ve hooked up at before:

Salem Willows Park
Winter Island Park
Forest River Park
Lakeshore Park
James Street Park
Crane Estate
Hammond Castle
Good Harbor Beach
Front Beach
Back Beach
Long Beach
Bearskin Neck
South Woods

and more.

“Botanical Bimbo” by Madison Murray, My Gaping Masshole (2025)