“Cape Ann Sperm Bank” by Madison Murray
Danielle Altman’s fiction, poetry, personal essays, and freelance journalism have appeared in Little Engines, Dream Boy Book Club, A Thin Slice of Anxiety, Write or Die, and elsewhere.
“I enjoy frozen cum in mango cum-margaritas on the beach in Cancun. Sunlight and hands caressing my bare skin…waves crashing…in the distance, a flamenco guitar. Fruity, slushy, and sticky, sucked down with a straw.” —Danielle Altman
Anonymous – “If you think you know who I am then keep your fucking mouth shut about it.”
Louis Bourgeois lives, writes, and edits in Oxford, Mississippi. His latest book, Unit 29: Writing from Parchman Prison, was published by VOX PRESS. Currently, he is completing a Rimbaud translation project entitled The Created Body. The poems in this issue of Cum Punk are from a forthcoming collection, Collen, to be released by VOX PRESS.
Karina Bush is an Irish/Roman poet, playwright and techno mystic. For more, visit karinax.com and https://www.youtube.com/@
“My favorite way to enjoy frozen cum is to fashion spearheads for violence.” —Karina Bush
James Callan lives and cums in Aotearoa (New Zealand). His euphemism for male masturabation is “wax the rat,” though on second thought, he hardly thinks it qualifies for a euphemism, more like a disgusting phrase. Nonetheless, he hopes it takes off. He waxes the rat daily, typically to old ladies.
“I enjoy frozen cum by making miniature ice-cum statues of sailors, floating them in the bathtub where I pretend to be a mermaid, rubbing their frozen forms on my hard-ass nippies. Oo-la-la, it’s time to wax the rat!” —James Callan
“Cuma Sutra” by Norman Conquest
Norman Conquest is a verbo-visual artist based in Northern California. His work has appeared in many publications in the U.S. and Europe. He is the author of 50 books, including the underground classic, A Beginner’s Guide to Art Deconstruction and, most recently, Smells Like Teen ‘Pataphysics.
Cletus Crow is mostly a poet. Jesus Freak and Phallic Symbols are available from Pig Roast Publishing.
Anton Cumcre is an idiot and an asshole who desperately wants to find something positive in the world to hold onto. Generally speaking, they fail. Luckily, they look pretty cute while screaming and ranting a desire to burn everything to the ground and hugging all of you. Their luddite website is antoncancre.blogspot.com. Pronouns: Any/All/Just Not Late For Dinner.
Carl Miller Daniels is 74 years old. He says that like it’s some kind of accomplishment. Maybe it is. He’s had eight books published. Five of those books are currently available on Amazon. His X-rated Tumblr blog is gone. His X-rated newTumbl blog is gone. His X-rated blogspot blog remains: carlmillerdaniels.
Tyler Dempsey is the author of four books and host of Another Fucking Writing Cumcast. He lives in Arizona with his wife and dogs.
“My favorite way to enjoy frozen cum is streaking my windows.” —Tyler Dempsey
Gabriel Hart is a writer and journalist from California’s high desert. His punk-noir novel On High at Red Tide is out now from Pig Roast Publishing. He’s the editor-in-chief of Beyond the Last Estate, a print-only magazine featuring “creative reporting on contemporary literature.” He reports daily at Z1077fm.com.
Damon Hubbs is a poet from New England. His latest collection, Bullet Pudding, is forthcoming from Roadside Press in 2026. Recent publications include Horror Sleaze Trash, Apocalypse Confidential, Be About It Press, Revolution John, The Literary Underground, and others. He is a poetry editor at Blood+Honey and The Argyle Literary Magazine.
Rudy Johnson, aka LOADSHOOTER THE IMPREGNATOR, IS A CHAMPION OF HELL, FIGHTING TWO DEMONS EVERY DAY! *Christian post-hardcore music plays*
“I enjoy frozen cum with Lissandra the ice witch, when she freezes my cum while I fuck her.” —Rudy Johnson
Emma Reed Jones writes prose and poetry shaped by a love of experimental literature, punk culture, and philosophy, in which she holds a PhD. Her writing has appeared in Hobart, Vlad Mag, Welter, and elsewhere. She lives in the San Francisco Bay Area.
The Outsider Artist and Writer, Mr. Omar King, resides in Gardena, California. He is the author of An Odyssey Of Dingbats! You can find him on Filthy Loot’s “Not Not Famous” and the third issue of Beyond The Last Estate; his short fictions on Cream Scene Carnival, 100subtexts Magazine, and Elizabeth Ellen’s Hobart Pulp Magazine; and online, well he is like a digital nomad, you can find him here, there, everywhere!!! He is the leader of a society of freaks, geeks, weirdos, and all sorts: The Dingbats Society! Instagram: @ahsintheblacklodge Twitter/X: @omarking0924 Substack: MR. OMAR KING’S SUBS-TIC-TAC Reddit: u/odquin00 YouNow: MR._OMAR_KING
Dylan Krieger is a well-hidden house of horrors in the American South. She holds degrees in writing from the University of Notre Dame and Louisiana State University. Her recent work includes Predators Welcome (Limit Zero, 2024) and No One Is Daddy (Saturnalia Books, forthcoming 2026).
Julia Laxer is a poet, writer, performance artist and editor at Hobart Pulp, where she curates a column, THE COST OF LIVING. She has danced, on-and-off, since 2002. Julia is a proud former San Francisco LUSTY LADY and currently entertains onstage in Portland, Oregon at Mary’s Club.
“I enjoy my cum soaking hot and everywhere—no frozen cum for me, please. The only ICE I like is abolished!!!” —Julia Laxer
“Trump Humping Sam” by Bob McNeil
Michelle Jane Lee is a Korean American poet and artist living in Los Angeles. Her work is queer, obsessive, and intimate, circling sex, power, tenderness, and harm.
Charles J. March is a Chicago Southsider whose work has been put-out by or is forthcoming from Neko Girl, Young Ravens, Gutslut, Disappointed Housewife, Eskimo Pie, Sagging Meniscus Press, Alice Says Go Fuck Yourself, etc. More can be found at LinkedIn & SoundCloud.
Maxxie is a southern writer freezing over in Brooklyn with her black cat.
“Frozen kum is best served mixed up in a mug of hot cocoa with whip CREAM and a sprinkle of salt.” —Maxxie
Bob McNeil is a writer, editor, cartoonist, and spoken word artist. Flexible Press published his book composed of essays, illustrations, poems, and stories titled Compositions on Compassion and Other Emotions. Proceeds from this work fund the National Alliance to End Homelessness.
Lisa Morton is a writer of horror fiction and non-fiction who lives in the hills just north of Los Angeles, where she enjoys watching all manner of critter enjoy frisky frolics in her backyard. Find her online at https://lisamorton.com
“Cummings Center” by Madison Murray
Madison Murray is a writer and artist. She is the author of My Gaping Masshole (2025), a collection of erotica, poetry, and pornographic collage about North Shore, Massachusetts. Her writing has been published in Stone of Madness Press, dream boy book club, Dirt Child, and BULLSHIT Lit, among others.
Alex Osman is a writer, musician, and photographer from Texas. He’s not in right now. Please leave your name, number, and message after the beep.
“My favorite way to enjoy frozen cum is up my ass.” —Alex Osman
Mark Parsons’ poems have been recently published or are forthcoming in Expat Press, Dreich, Cape Rock, and I-70 Review. His books include, Stills (Southernmost Books, 2023), Lake Tahoe is an Elegy (chapbook, Alien Buddha Press, 2024), Spiral (Anxiety Press, 2025), and The Kingdom of Middle of Children (Southernmost Books, 2025). He lives in Tucson, Arizona.
Tyler Peterson is a fiction writer from Iowa. His work has appeared in Misery Tourism, Expat Press, Apocalypse Confidential, Back Patio and elsewhere.
Brooke N. Plummer is a writer, musician, and educator from the Midwest.
Gabriel Ricard writes, edits, and occasionally acts. A former horror movie podcast freak and movie columnist, he has numerous books of poetry, fiction, and essays available. He lives with his wife and a barrel of malevolent ferrets in Florida.
“Re: frozen cum, there are times when I’d prefer to just watch others, and this would be one of them.” —Gabriel Ricard
Will Russo is the author of two chapbooks: Dreamsoak (
Jeff Schneider was the guitarist for Arab On Radar and Made in Mexico. He is the author of Psychiatric Tissues, Gallons Per Minute, Therapists Gone Wild and Rockin Out on the Mainline. Jeff runs Pig Roast Publishing which has published over 20 of the most transgressive/weirdo/outsider authors in contemporary literature.
Victoria Manthei Mansberger Schoen cums systems and runs a Cummunist press in Kalamazoo, Michicum.
L Scully is a recovering sex addict and the author of SELF-ROMANCING from Dopamine Books LA. If it makes you feel better, you may jizz on their…book. IG: @_caprihorny_ Website: lscully.com
“It would be nice to icicle sword-fight with pillars of frozen cum. The loser gets inseminated.” —L Scully
Jack Skelley is the author of the novels The Complete Fear of Kathy Acker (Semiotext(e), 2023) and Myth Lab: Theories of Plastic Love (Far West Press, 2024). The audiobook edition of Myth Lab appears in 2026, with chapters recorded by seven international writers. Jack’s other books include Monsters (Little Caesar Press), Dennis Wilson and Charlie Manson (Fred & Barney Press), and Interstellar Theme Park: New and Selected Writing (BlazeVOX, 2022). Jack’s psychedelic surf band Lawndale released two albums on SST Records, and has a new album, Twango.
“Jizz” by Steve Smegma
Born in a sex club in Brooklyn, NY, to a Catholic nun and an unemployed carnival barker, Steve Smegma is CEO of a company that produces Jizz, an unpopular skin care product. “I write erotica to get women in bed. Not my bed, apparently, but someone’s bed, I’m sure.”
“My favorite way to enjoy frozen cum is with Dippin’ Dots.” —Steve Smegma
CUMstopher Soredick is a professional game programmer and unprofessional word deviant who runs (the decidedly tamer) Artemisia Press out of a triangle-shaped house in the woods of central Ontario.
“I enjoy frozen cum melted in a rocks glass in front of a cozy fireplace.” —CUMstopher Soredick
Nastya Valentine is, in the girl economy, a product of valuable exchange rate. She is the author of Cyberhorny (2025) and Ultimate Fantasy (2026). One day she will be the best tradwife ever.
Just as Romy and Michele invented Post-Its, Kum V invented cum punk. She is founder and editor-in-chief of Cum Punk, where she is a free-range dairy farmer of the Bovine Divine. She moonlights as Kum the Klown, The Dick Inside, and Cock E. Cuntsmart.
“My favorite way to enjoy frozen cum is straight from the teat of the celestial cum cow.” —Kum V
