1. Ejaculation is the first step

2. The fluff becomes us 

3. Our cum joy is so wild and free 

4. We almost can’t control our metaphysical cum shots 

5. Even an emblematic fly fuck resonates with us 

6. Connecting the dots of afternoon delights 

7. Pneumatic levers ready to be triggered 

8. We’re not supposed to base our happiness in pleasing other people, but 

9. We are girls pocketing poles pretzeling into our enemies 

10. Young, dumb, and full of coagulated milk 

11. We unhinge our jaws to become unhinged

12. Our existence is pure jouissance 

13. Hazy and cum drunk, we cast a cloth of 200 million dead possibilities 

14. And spit out godly children 

15. We want to feel you where the sun’s too timid to touch 

16. Bathing in the last traces of spent divinity 

17. Our eternity is interlaced eights traced in saliva and semen 

18. With compulsive lust and its elaborate rationalization: romance

19. Gooning, or edging’s protestant cousin 

20. We yell “WHITE CUM” at every drive-thru

21. Honest cum in today’s fascist world 

22. And /yes/ moves through our bodies like destruction 

23. Siphoning angel dust from the chosen 

24. Lapping at it like lesser lovers 

25. A tingle, a double helix of panic and ecstasy 

26. We have so much sex that people show up to be part of our sex 

27. Genitals moistening like helpless patients that need to be turned 

28. The cum of one hundred men ejaculating in unison 

29. Thick and congested white, opalescent snot 

30. Perverted nurseries mixing sweat with dilated milky white stares 

31. We fuck our vaginas with our cocks 

32. The heads of our cocks are tiny little pussies 

33. Gaping into the profound naked wank 

34. We will drown you in cum for all eternities, cum will be your sky and sea and your cave deep in the Earth, where you’ll find us, finishing into the perfect well of your throat 

35. OOOOOOOOOOHH MYYYYY GAAAAAWWWDDD!! IT’S IN MY MOUTH! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

All best in the best of all cummy worlds,

1. Jeff Schneider

2. Madison Murray

3. Kum V

4. Cletus Crow

5. Louis Bourgeois

6. Cody Goodfellow

7. Jesse Hilson

8. Charlene Elsby

9. Beaux Neal

10. Gina Tron

11. Alex Rost

12. Lotte Latham

13. Crockett Hall

14. John Burroughs

15. Conner Muddiman

16. Ivan Genc

17. Anton Cumcre

18. Jack Skelley

19. Dylan Krieger

20. Eric Subpar

21. Gitane Demone

22. Jennifer Browne

23. Karina Bush

24. Kirsten Noelle Craig

25. Karter Mycroft

26. Jennifer Robin

27. Lisa A. Flowers

28. Matías Bragagnolo

29. Mark Parsons

30. C.U.Morgenrede

31. R.J. Dent

32. Tyler Peterson

33. Cock E. Cuntsmart

34. Z.H. Gill

35. Mr. Omar King